Wednesday, June 29, 2011

Dark of the Moon?


Did Pink Floyd have anything to do with the new transformers movie being named Dark of the Moon?  Like they had the hardcore copyright on it and it couldn't be even be toppled by the juggernaut of Bay/Bruckheimer.  That would be funny.  They are throwing everything they can at them, women, power, money, and they are not going to budge on being associated with that piece of shit movie.  Let's face it Transformers wasn't as good as it could have been and Shia Labouefrfer ruined the movie.  A big defense to any negativity of this movie is, what did you expect, it's a movie about giant robots fighting each other, it's not oscar worthy, it is a popcorn flick, dum dee dum dee.  Well exactly, it is a movie about fighting robots, and I paid to see fighting robots.  But how much do the robots fight, how much are they a central part of what is going on?  I don't care about stupid comedy bits, John Turturo and government cover ups, a ridiculous scene featuring Jon Voight, a fat black man, and a skinny white girl with an austrailian accent chase around a small robot like it is a chimp on meth, the first 20 minutes, talking about ebay, a fucking 8 minute scene taking place in the backyard of a house, that this family has a quirky sounding last name like every other big budget summer movie does that needs clarifying every 10 god damn minutes,  that curly hair fuck talking to himself and trying to get Megan Fox.  Or anything else, show robots fighting each other all the time.  Have a very basic story.  Throw a few humans and crowds in for good measure, I don't need to know where they went to college, or who they are trying to fuck.  Show them dying in cool ways trying to defend earth that is it. And this isn't a war between alien species, it is a fight.  It's like he's trying recreate West Side Story or something.  You know why Independence Conquered 1996 because of shear volume.  We saw all those jet planes in trailer shots, and we creamed our pants.  I want to see 2000 robots battling.  Make a bunch of new characters.  Think of all the new vehicles they could have done. 

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