Why Pay it Forward is the Second Best Movie Ever Made

1. Jim Fucking Cavise..Cazievel…Ciyikeetoo
2. There is a shiving
3. A kid that looks like Steve Bischel’s Brother
4. Instead of laughing at Kevin Spacey we feel sorry for him. 
5. A scene shot in prison without any anus’ having to bleed
6. Camera angles, camera angles, my god camera angles/editing
7. It’s soooooooooooooooooooooooooooo sweet and heartwarming lifts the spirits lets fucking change this planet.  Just Pay it Forward, people helping people YES!
8. Helen Hunt works in a casino and has major small-titty cleavage, the two best qualities I find in women today. 
9. Haley Joel Osmont plays an arrogant, vagina teasing, mother whoring, van bashing little brat
10.  But it didn’t have a half naked, chubby, brit girl with bad teeth with her rolls hanging out of a her tank top, and that is why Bridges of Madison County is the best movie ever made.  Wait…that was Meryl Streep, and she’s not British.