Friday, October 21, 2011

Why Pay it Forward is the Second Best Movie Ever Made

  1. Jim Fucking Cavise..Cazievel…Ciyikeetoo
  2. There is a shiving
  3. A kid that looks like Steve Bischel’s Brother
  4. Instead of laughing at Kevin Spacey we feel sorry for him. 
  5. A scene shot in prison without any anus’ having to bleed
  6. Camera angles, camera angles, my god camera angles/editing
  7. It’s soooooooooooooooooooooooooooo sweet and heartwarming lifts the spirits lets fucking change this planet.  Just Pay it Forward, people helping people YES!
  8. Helen Hunt works in a casino and has major small-titty cleavage, the two best qualities I find in women today. 
  9. Haley Joel Osmont plays an arrogant, vagina teasing, mother whoring, van bashing little brat
  10.  But it didn’t have a half naked, chubby, brit girl with bad teeth with her rolls hanging out of a her tank top, and that is why Bridges of Madison County is the best movie ever made.  Wait…that was Meryl Streep, and she’s not British.

Bill Murray finally takes role as a sarcastic, wise-cracking cynic.

Saturday, October 15, 2011

How can duos win Awards?

First let me just say I love the Coen Brothers.  I think over the last 30 years there hasn't been a higher quality crop of films from anyone else and not only that but they're putting out films on a regular basis.  And maybe they get a pass on this since as a duo they have their hands in more aspects of the film like editing, writing, producing, etc.  They might also be one of the very few that I think can use "A Film by" when crediting. 

How can you award an oscar to do a duo?  I absolutely fucking hate because it is the half the work, oh ahaha because you fight with each other that is a battle, oh hell no that is debate, a duo debates.  These aren’t political polars on some gay news channel where you don't get anything done, one person has an idea the other one does too and they work on getting the best one, or guess what they can do multiple takes.  Can you give awards for 2 actors?  Thinking about it more I guess it doesn't really apply to Coen's, I'm glad they won all their awards, I think it applies to those asshole Strause brothers or the Brothers Strause as they now label their crap.  If they ever won an award, and directing duos like that.  Speaking of which throw screenwriting duos into that.  If that is all you do then you should be disqualified, why does it take 4 people to write a movie?  You know it must be good then.