Friday, March 9, 2012

Funny as a Kid Fight

Is this comic sans font in the opening title screen? My mom just lost her shit over this movie.  She was devastated, how could the kid from Home Alone and Uncle Buck do this she would say every time the commercial came on.  Distraught is the right word I think.  Macauley Culkin, fucking hack, ruined a lot of the good years in my mom.  She was a more bitter woman from that day forward.  How messed up is it that David Spade called his life on the weekend update, that he was going to grow up a loser looking like him.  Crazy. 

And the bitch thing about it was they made it out to be the most heart warming movie ever at first in the trailer like these 2 buddies then boom, it I dropped you from that tree house dude.  Do you think you can fly, that is fucked up.  Cool, he smokes too.  Of course, the shitty kid smokes.

Sunday, March 4, 2012

Doc's New Time Machine

Uh, hey doc, you wanted to destroy the machine.  Aaah where you going dude? How did him creating Jules and Verne not destroy the universe?  These are two kids who should have never existed in any continuum.  Now they will change everything in the time line until it implodes.  What happens when two people separated by 150 years of birth have a child, let a lone two?  They will change time forever with everything they do.  They may very well be mutants.  This is an entirely new genetic line in existence.