Saturday, December 24, 2011

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind Called...



...it wants is their scene back. That is unless Zales and Fox Searchlight came to some agreement because Zales was really pushing to use that part where after Elijah Wood mentally raped that chick, he gave her the present that he stole from Jim Carrey, how sweet.

Tuesday, December 13, 2011

The Most Fucked Up Movie of the Year Award (Based Only on Trailers so far)

Melancolia


Take Shelter


Don't be Afraid of the Dark


We Need to Talk About Kevin


Insidious


I actually saw this one since it's on Netflix.  The ending was just like a nightmare. There was so much in the movie it's like you are in a haunted house, and the only thing that can save you is classic rock.

The year just seemed to have a lot of movies that were very cerebral movies, ones that seemed a little off and able to get under skin for awhile. Muted is a good word to define this year.

I don't know, winner is...We need to talk to kevin.  That trailer is weird.

Poltergeist: WHY THE FUCK DOES THE FAMILY STAY IN THAT HOUSE!!!!


Saw Poltergeist for the first time last week.  At least in it's entirety.  I'd always seen bits and pieces on the TV.  I've seen that chair scene about a dozen times, and the very ending 3 or 4, swimming pool a few I guess. But I had no idea that a bunch of shit went down, then there was a break and they thought it was over, then worst shit happened.  My questions is why the hell are they staying in that house after even half of the stuff that goes on the first time.  Oh yeah that midget lady from our realm can really send unknown demons, of unknown origins and powers, back to their world and defeat them.  They play by rules of logic I guess.  No, your daughter gets sucked into another dimension you grab her ass as soon as she comes out and run out that door and napalm your house.  I don't care how much it costs.